After the kayak—er, I mean Kayo—crapped out on us, we snagged a Yamaha TT-R90. Solid ride, and once we slapped a new carb on it, that baby purred like a kitten with a tune-up!

Meanwhile, I figured I’d join the fun instead of just waving from the sidelines, so I nabbed myself a glorious 2009 CRF250X to chase Max down the trails—best decision since sliced bread!